March has vanished in the blink of an eye, hasn’t it?
Spring seems to have sprung.
I bought a ten-gallon container of bug spray at the local hardware store. Die, spiders, die!
I’m going to be barbequing up nice thick beef steaks on the old grill tonight to celebrate the arrival of Spring. Actually, I’m just going to skip the grill because I like my steaks raw and bloody!
I can’t wait to roll around in pesticide-laden turf grass. I just love the fresh smell of Round-up in the Springtime, don’t you?
I’m tired of being destitute, so I’ve bought shares in the oil and gas industry. Frack on!
I’ve decided to join the Republican Party because the far right could really use a nice warm hug right now! Poor rich politicians!
Oh, and big news! I’ve signed up to take shooting lessons at the local gun range in preparation for the awesome trophy hunt I’ve signed up for. Can’t wait until my maskless summer vacation! FREEDOM!
Let’s see, now, what else have I been up to?
Oh, yeah, just one more thing…
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HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooof! 🙂
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Yeah, I know…LOL
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I could have bought the spider thing because some people ARE deathly afraid of spiders, but no one likes the smell of Roundup, blech!!!
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Ha! I love spiders! (which you know, because you didn’t buy it LOL).
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Haha! I wish spring would be sprung here–I’d even take a spider if it meant the weather would be warmer!
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I’ll…wait, hang on a minute…*ACHOOO*….I’ll trade you!
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Absolutely!
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Thanks! I love fall and winter…
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this line really made me laugh… “I bought a ten-gallon container of bug spray at the local hardware store. Die, spiders, die!”. But what about the bugs that the spiders will catch? nevermind. They can be caught by spiders elsewhere 😉
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I love spiders and bugs and would never use bug spray…p.s. Happy April Fools Day!
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haha!!! you caught me, like a clever spider! 🙂
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Tee hee!
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Every spring I have to deal with a swarm of boxelder bugs at my front door. At first, I waited until they fly away. Now, I kill them with the bug spray! Buddhist in me grumbles, but I shrug it off.
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Awwww….
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